American Evacuees in Lebanon? We accept credits cards. No money? Sign a promissory note.

Can you imagine how ugly our administration policies as far as Lebanese-Americans or those Americans stucked in Lebanon wishing to get out of the country? Well, they are the American evacuees.

Whereas the rest of the international community are now evacuating their citizens - the Italians, the French and the rest - the Americans are still thinking and waiting and scratching their balls as to whether or not they will evacuate our citizens!

Now that they have decided to evacuate, here's the deal!

YOU AMERICANS WISHING TO BE EVACUATED HAS TO PAY. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO PAY, YOU HAVE TO SIGN A PROMISSORY NOTE THAT YOU WILL PAY THE US GOVERNMENT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. OH, AND YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING WITH YOU - BOXES, LUGGAGES, ETC. NOTHING.

Did you see the French evacuees? They even have shopping bags! WELL - WE CAN'T!

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MY GOVERNMENT?!

WHHHHHAAATTTT!!!